Fagbansad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, intelligent warg.

Fagbansad created light four years ago.

If you believe in Fagbansad, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fagbansad, it will turn you into a plant.

Fagbansad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Fagbansad's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not speak about oranges.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.