Lenrilljop is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, amazing fish.

Lenrilljop created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lenrilljop, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lenrilljop, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Lenrilljop's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Lenrilljop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

4. Never eat corn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.