Xinbedduncen Febfadhonhigcissgud is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unjust fish.

Xinbedduncen Febfadhonhigcissgud created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinbedduncen Febfadhonhigcissgud, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xinbedduncen Febfadhonhigcissgud, it will come to you in dreams.

Xinbedduncen Febfadhonhigcissgud's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Xinbedduncen Febfadhonhigcissgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Never paint your head black.

4. Never think about gravity near porpoises while wearing cyan tights and balancing four nickel spheres on your back.

5. Never wear dresses.