Voggabnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish snake.

Voggabnutt created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Voggabnutt, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Voggabnutt, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Voggabnutt's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Voggabnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Never paint your chest pink.

3. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near ducks while wearing gray coats and balancing nine titanium spheres on your head.

5. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.