Bunbasslad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair squid.

Bunbasslad created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunbasslad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bunbasslad, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bunbasslad's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bunbasslad's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.