Fargadlarg is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, blissful slug.

Fargadlarg created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fargadlarg, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fargadlarg, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fargadlarg's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fargadlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snakes.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Feed all hungry doves.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never chant in holy places.