Benxucsid is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, stupid bee.

Benxucsid created the Black Eye Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Benxucsid, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Benxucsid, he will turn you into a puffin.

Benxucsid's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Benxucsid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight capybaras approach from the south.

2. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

3. Always look after injured otters.

4. Never think ill of sick doves.

5. Never paint your head brown.