Pomquaflarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, charitable faun.

Pomquaflarn created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomquaflarn, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pomquaflarn, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Pomquaflarn's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Pomquaflarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never sing in the presence of gulls.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.