Fumgetcut is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, loving jellyfish.

Fumgetcut created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumgetcut, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fumgetcut, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fumgetcut's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Fumgetcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

5. Fumgetcut must be the most important thing in your life.