Bopvonpogdamtag is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, proud butterfly.

Bopvonpogdamtag created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopvonpogdamtag, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bopvonpogdamtag, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bopvonpogdamtag's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Bopvonpogdamtag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Put Bopvonpogdamtag first in all things.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not make images of living things.