Pibnabfobhasbessnigragnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, able wolf.

Pibnabfobhasbessnigragnarl created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibnabfobhasbessnigragnarl, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pibnabfobhasbessnigragnarl, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Pibnabfobhasbessnigragnarl's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Pibnabfobhasbessnigragnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured turtles.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never pour water over plants.