Badranbig is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, thoughtless wren.

Badranbig created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badranbig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Badranbig, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Badranbig's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Badranbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Badranbig's name in vain.

2. Always help whales in need.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.