Jadjabfit is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, charitable zebra.

Jadjabfit created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jadjabfit, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jadjabfit, it will not invite you to parties.

Jadjabfit's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Jadjabfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. You must love Jadjabfit.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never pour water over plants.