Zedquillwip is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witty wyvern.

Zedquillwip created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedquillwip, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zedquillwip, it will turn you into a duck.

Zedquillwip's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Zedquillwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not take Zedquillwip's name in vain.

3. You must pray to Zedquillwip nine times a day.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zedquillwip.