Rilnullvigarn is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unthinking shark.

Rilnullvigarn created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Rilnullvigarn, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rilnullvigarn, he will turn you into a mouse.

Rilnullvigarn's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Rilnullvigarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about frogs.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always help rats.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rilnullvigarn.