Shavshavtom is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, selfish scorpion.

Shavshavtom created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavshavtom, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Shavshavtom, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Shavshavtom's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Shavshavtom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Do not hurt moths.