Godgutren is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, blissful skunk.

Godgutren created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godgutren, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Godgutren, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Godgutren's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Godgutren's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Godgutren loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always look after injured mice.