Ominyaksug is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, bad-tempered giraffe.

Ominyaksug created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominyaksug, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ominyaksug, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ominyaksug's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Ominyaksug's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never feed lots of rice to swans while wearing white tights.

3. Ominyaksug loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

4. Ominyaksug loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not stand on grass.