Jiptettisan is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, merciful warg.

Jiptettisan created vertebrates six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jiptettisan, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jiptettisan, she will send you a sign.

Jiptettisan's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Jiptettisan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Jiptettisan loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not chop down trees.