Dutpinbissyoklengessdudmin is a god.

She takes the form of a large, dishonourable crow.

Dutpinbissyoklengessdudmin created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Dutpinbissyoklengessdudmin, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dutpinbissyoklengessdudmin, she will torture you forever.

Dutpinbissyoklengessdudmin's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Dutpinbissyoklengessdudmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Never feed lots of oranges to mites while wearing turquoise shirts.

5. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Dutpinbissyoklengessdudmin in the centre of the settlement.