Wipceddunfod is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, thoughtless bear.

Wipceddunfod created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Wipceddunfod, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wipceddunfod, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wipceddunfod's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Wipceddunfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. You must never eat parsnips.

3. Feed all hungry sheep.

4. Never eat bread.

5. Hide if four monkeys approach from the north.