Rawfarnbep is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, contented swallow.

Rawfarnbep created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawfarnbep, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Rawfarnbep, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Rawfarnbep's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Rawfarnbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of garlic to bats while wearing red shirts.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Feed all hungry snakes.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never write about special relativity.