Lunmatnarbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, self-assured mongoose.

Lunmatnarbiss created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunmatnarbiss, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lunmatnarbiss, he will turn you into a mouse.

Lunmatnarbiss' most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Lunmatnarbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink birds for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Always pray immersed in water.