Hunleggep is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, prudent guinea pig.

Hunleggep created dark matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunleggep, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hunleggep, he will turn you into a puffin.

Hunleggep's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Hunleggep's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry nematodes.

2. Moths are not to be trusted.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never mention tapirs.