Fedhat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, smart dove.

Fedhat created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedhat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fedhat, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fedhat's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Fedhat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always look after injured ducks.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

5. Do not shave your head.