Armtunflam Watortbuddog is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, all-powerful dragonfly.

Armtunflam Watortbuddog created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armtunflam Watortbuddog, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Armtunflam Watortbuddog, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Armtunflam Watortbuddog's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Armtunflam Watortbuddog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near sharks while wearing indigo kilts.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near voles while wearing red ear rings and balancing three tin spheres on your arms.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.