Barnbanyarthon is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil cat.

Barnbanyarthon created a bottom quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnbanyarthon, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Barnbanyarthon, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Barnbanyarthon's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Barnbanyarthon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat rice.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never eat bark.