Targpindib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, two-faced chinchilla.

Targpindib created a top quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targpindib, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Targpindib, it will send you a sign.

Targpindib's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Targpindib's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snakes with great respect.

2. Never eat bananas.

3. Put Targpindib first in all things.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Targpindib.