Davfosspig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate monkey.

Davfosspig created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davfosspig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Davfosspig, it will turn you into a mouse.

Davfosspig's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Davfosspig's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry nematodes.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about stars.