Davfosspig is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, passionate
monkey.
Davfosspig created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Davfosspig, it will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Davfosspig, it will turn you into a mouse.
Davfosspig's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Davfosspig's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry nematodes.
2. Never think about chromosomes.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Never write about stars.