Habsafzog is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, witless coyote.

Habsafzog created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habsafzog, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Habsafzog, he will come to you in dreams.

Habsafzog's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Habsafzog's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven otters approach from the north.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always look after injured rats.

5. You must love Habsafzog.