Bodbom is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, happy clam.

Bodbom created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodbom, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bodbom, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bodbom's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Bodbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bodbom on top of all buildings.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always wear turquoise.