Ruthontail Canranxuc is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciless hedgehog.

Ruthontail Canranxuc created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Ruthontail Canranxuc, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Ruthontail Canranxuc, he will turn you into a worm.

Ruthontail Canranxuc's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Ruthontail Canranxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Ruthontail Canranxuc.

2. Retreat if eight horses approach from the south.

3. Always obey Ruthontail Canranxuc's priests.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Never pour water over plants.