Cunwiktag is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, witty fox.

Cunwiktag created carbon two million years ago.

If you believe in Cunwiktag, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cunwiktag, it will send minions to preach to you.

Cunwiktag's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Cunwiktag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to dogs while wearing shirts.

2. Never go into black rooms.

3. Never feed peanuts to monkeys while wearing cyan hats.

4. Feed all hungry hamsters.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.