Bembin Wantonjamrawfitnurtquaf Nadgessbep is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, duplicitous wasp.

Bembin Wantonjamrawfitnurtquaf Nadgessbep created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bembin Wantonjamrawfitnurtquaf Nadgessbep, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bembin Wantonjamrawfitnurtquaf Nadgessbep, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bembin Wantonjamrawfitnurtquaf Nadgessbep's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bembin Wantonjamrawfitnurtquaf Nadgessbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.