Rangubhapfob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, annoying goat.

Rangubhapfob created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rangubhapfob, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rangubhapfob, she will turn you into a sheep.

Rangubhapfob's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Rangubhapfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

3. Never think about special relativity near whales while wearing cyan scarves and balancing seven silver spheres on your legs.

4. Never think ill of sick moths.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.