Beportmob is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, moody
hummingbird.
Beportmob created vertebrates four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Beportmob, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Beportmob, it will turn you into an amoeba.
Beportmob's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Beportmob's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Beportmob.
2. Never wear scarves.
3. Never eat gooseberries.
4. Always help sick moths.
5. Never write about photosynthesis.