Ditquimdobfunsawpin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, sage ferret.

Ditquimdobfunsawpin created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ditquimdobfunsawpin, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ditquimdobfunsawpin, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ditquimdobfunsawpin's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Ditquimdobfunsawpin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not take Ditquimdobfunsawpin's name in vain.

5. Do not commit murder.