Zimnarlbabtiklitcinfiddub Fidingcid Narlwiggan is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, self-assured dragon.

Zimnarlbabtiklitcinfiddub Fidingcid Narlwiggan created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimnarlbabtiklitcinfiddub Fidingcid Narlwiggan, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zimnarlbabtiklitcinfiddub Fidingcid Narlwiggan, she will be very unhappy.

Zimnarlbabtiklitcinfiddub Fidingcid Narlwiggan's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Zimnarlbabtiklitcinfiddub Fidingcid Narlwiggan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Run away if seven turtles approach from the south.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Zimnarlbabtiklitcinfiddub Fidingcid Narlwiggan.