Zignurlsismig is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, quiet yak.

Zignurlsismig created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zignurlsismig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zignurlsismig, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Zignurlsismig's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Zignurlsismig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Run away if seven badgers approach from the west.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.