Migpagban is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective monkey.

Migpagban created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migpagban, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Migpagban, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Migpagban's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Migpagban's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

4. Never hurt great tits.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.