Davdibxuck is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, all-powerful bird.

Davdibxuck created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davdibxuck, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Davdibxuck, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Davdibxuck's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Davdibxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Hide if six seals approach from the west.

5. Never go into violet rooms.