Libkaphun is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, conceited gorilla.

Libkaphun created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Libkaphun, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Libkaphun, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Libkaphun's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Libkaphun's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms blue.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat peanuts.

4. Hide from turquoise dolphins for they are unholy.

5. Never play with disobedient children.