Fadxuckflybunwegpib is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, duplicitous tortoise.

Fadxuckflybunwegpib created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadxuckflybunwegpib, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fadxuckflybunwegpib, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fadxuckflybunwegpib's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Fadxuckflybunwegpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick gulls.

2. Always help moths.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.