Nurlwegflan is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, ill-tempered cat.

Nurlwegflan created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Nurlwegflan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nurlwegflan, it will destroy your favourite star.

Nurlwegflan's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nurlwegflan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

2. Never hurt moths.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never chant near whales.