Madbut is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, clever whale.

Madbut created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madbut, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Madbut, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Madbut's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Madbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Worship no other gods but Madbut.

5. Never go into blue rooms.