Guplegtifgublapfaryart Tarhub is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, flying aardvark.

Guplegtifgublapfaryart Tarhub created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Guplegtifgublapfaryart Tarhub, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Guplegtifgublapfaryart Tarhub, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Guplegtifgublapfaryart Tarhub's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Guplegtifgublapfaryart Tarhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Never write about thermodynamics.

3. Do not kill otters.

4. Guplegtifgublapfaryart Tarhub loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Guplegtifgublapfaryart Tarhub.