Wodleg is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, effective wombat.

Wodleg created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Wodleg, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wodleg, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wodleg's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Wodleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about archaea.

2. Always help sick goats.

3. Worship no other gods but Wodleg.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Do not cook food in pots.