Sawbusnil is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, benevolent jellyfish.

Sawbusnil created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawbusnil, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sawbusnil, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sawbusnil's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Sawbusnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

2. Do not take Sawbusnil's name in vain.

3. Worship no other gods but Sawbusnil.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.