Kenstangud is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, happy grasshopper.

Kenstangud created viruses four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenstangud, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kenstangud, he will refuse to believe in you.

Kenstangud's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Kenstangud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes.

2. Erect six tin sculptures of Kenstangud on top of important buildings.

3. Feed all hungry goats.

4. Never hop in the presence of tortoises.

5. Always treat dogs with great respect.