Gammitbut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, amazing cat.

Gammitbut created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gammitbut, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gammitbut, she will destroy your home solar system.

Gammitbut's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Gammitbut's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from black rats, for they are unholy.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never mention turtles.

4. Never talk about hamsters.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.